shafted

What happens when you are forced to live with a view of a brick wall, most commonly due to a lack of excellent housing options in a college within a large city.

"Did you get shafted, too?" "Yeah. My suitemate claimed the better room before I could."

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The Shaft

The shitty end of a bargain.

"Well, in Romney's world, the car gets the elevator, and the works get the shaft!"-Jennifer Granholm Gov of Michigan

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Shafted

when you get cheated, stabbed, screwed over, or just have something shoved up your ass.

Person 1: that guy just screwd you over
Person 2: yah i know he shafted me that ass hole

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shaft

To have intercourse. Usually taken from the male perspective

Ya man...I gave that girl a good shaftin' last night

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The shaft

Another name for a man's dong

The shaft is my best tool to use on a girl

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a-shaft

Somethimg very very very bad

1)When you are taking a nice hot shower and out of nowhere the water turns to cold, respond by screaming "A-Shaft!"
2)Nuclear Bomb
3)Talking to Yoni
4)When Peter gives you the wrong answer

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shafted

1)To get slammed up the colon by someone else. Skewerd in the anus with a pole.
2)Getting fucked over hard by someone.

DUDE, Ms. Fucktard shafted me so hard today, she pulled a suprize test on us and i didnt know fucking shit.

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