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Girls who only like guys based on their looks
"I don't date because only shallow bitches go after me,"
It’s when a dude puts his dick REALLY lightly inside a woman’s vagina
It feels awesome and you then go on to Fuck each other
I walk around the club in my booty shorts and see-through bra so you could see my titties I walked past a man who was super hot. I walk up to him and look at him from under my eyelashes I bite my lip and I have him covered. I pull him to the dance floor and press my ass against his crotch and rub it up and down. I feel his erection and grin. I push his hands so there massaging mytits I walk with him to a random spare room which happened to have a pole. I sit him down on a couch and start stripping the small amount of clothes I have on. He then looks up and I quickly stick my hands down his pants. He moans and screams my name. His clothes were quickly discarded on the floor. He push’s his cock against my clit and rubs the tip of it along the length I push my hips higher, He quickly sticks his cock into me. Not much tho just and inch or two. He then pulls out and grabs his clothes an leaves
Sh!t that’s my shallow fucking lesson
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The words Peter Griffin uses to describe things while he is a genius, much to the annoyance of Bryan Griffin
This meat is shallow and pedantic.
Lois, your cooking is shallow and pedantic.
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n.
1. The occurrence of when a person has his own opinions of a certain topic but then changes it according to his friends' opinions so that he could fit in, usually related to girls, sports, shows, movies, etc. (Similar to peer pressure but not related to actions)
George: You know, I never really thought Sandra was that attractive.
BJ: What??? George, you're joking right? She's Bangin'
Claus: Yeah man, George, you MUST be crazy
Philip: Haha, George, tell us you're joking
George: Well, I guess I was wrong. She is pretty hot. Damn Peer Shallowness
Everyone else: Attaboy :
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when you follow someone on Twitter solely because they're smoking hot.
Kyle "Shallow Followed" Trevor on Twitter only because he saw that he's hot.
Kyle stumbled across Trevor today from a Retweet—and when he clicked over to Trevor's profile avi he saw that Trevor was super-fucking hot and muscly with a great smile. So Kyle Shallow-Followed him because he doesn't care what he tweets or says just so long as he's hot.
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The situation in which a pussy is shallow, possibly due to not being penitrated very many times.
"She's shallow with the pussy. Yeah, she has a shallow pussy, she ain't no hoe."
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The throat of, or a girl who can't really do BJs properly.
I nicknamed my girlfriend in the 70s "Shallow Throat"
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