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An anti-social soft male who doesn't much like beer, complains about everything, has no sense of humour and hates to see others having fun.
He may not actually even drink shandy as, most shandy drinkers prefer cola.
John didn't want to go to the pub as it was raining and he'd just washed his hair, then he called the police because of the party. He really is a shandy drinker.
The soft southern shandy drinking bastard.
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Phrase created by Mike Hoppett from United Kingdom.
June 2007
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Members of the opposite sex that you find very attractive in some way that you feel the need to fantasize and masturbate while thinking of them.
Jane Fonda is definitly shandy candy in the film Barbarella.
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A Drink made from a half of Stella and half a Smirnoff ice, created by a 2 fat pricks from Bradford.
Bob and chunk love a Turbo shandy..
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Weed Shandy is the use of tobacco when rolling a joint or a spliff.
Similar to a Lager Shandy where lemonade is used to lessen the effect of alcohol.
"Yo! Why you putting tobacco in dat zoot man, I don't want to smoke no weed shandy!"
"I like that head rush I get from smoking unfiltered tobacco and makes my weed go further".
A type of cocktail drunk as a test of courage by members of a brass band. It is made typically by taking one shot of every spirit available behind the bar into a pint glass, and then topping it up with a mixture of lager and cider ('snakebite').
Occasionally, it is used to fill trophy cups after a major contest victory.
'So what were you drinking last night to be so hungover?'
'I had a Bandsman's Shandy.'
'Epic.'
A four-part sexual act involving; vaginal sex, followed immediately by anal sex, immediately followed by the male dipping his penis in the woman's favorite Shandy beer. The woman then licks off the "sampler", causing the male to climax in or around her mouth.
Male 1: "Why are you so happy?"
Male 2: "I gave my girlfriend a Shandy Sampler last night!"