Hovering Shan

Whilst hovering above the toilet (typically to avoid touching a very unclean toilet seat) you accidentally poop on the toilet.

"I had to poop, and my only option was a Porta Potty. Unfortunately it was extremely gross in there, so I had to hover above the seat and accidently did a Hovering Shan"

Bastila Shan

Bastila Shan was a Jedi knight in 4000 BBY. She was the youngest to ever master the art of Battle Meditation. She was a member of the Jedi strike team that captured Sith Lord Revan during his reign over the Sith. She fell to the dark side and became apprentice to the Dark Lord Malak. She betrayed Malak by joining Revan in his quest for revenge. She becameRevan's apprentice, and was handed the Sith throne temporarily while her master went to complete some mysterious task in the outer rim. She could not control the Sith or the Star Forge, and the Sith} Empire fell into civil war. Bastila went missing on Korriban after the fall of the Sith, and, just like her master, has still not returned.

Bastila will appear on the eve of Revan's return.

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shan banter

Humour and personality of an undesirable nature, conversational skills of an intolerable standard, the inability to integrate oneself into the flow of jovial nonchalence, inadvertantly depressing dialogue, sick, nasty or 'over-the-top' prankstery.

Person 1 - "That clown never shuts up about how fast his brother's car is or how much money his Dad earns"

Person 2 - "I know, shan banter"

OR

Person 1 - "I had that cow moaning at me all night about how she's got no career and all her men have been pigs"

Person 2 - "Ooooooh, shan banter"

OR

Person 1 - "Did you hear those sickos put cow dung in a super soaker and squirted a blind guy?"

Person 2 - "Seriously? Shan Banter!"

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abaha shan

Very evil phrase, offensive much.

Abaha shan you 🤬!

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Shan Yi

A girl's name

Arafat: Yo Darren why do you like Shan Yi.
Darren: I don't

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dirty shan

Relates to the name of a dirty man called shan

Oh I saw that dirty shan down the ally picking food off the floor

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darren shan

me-DARREN SHAN IS THE BOMB!!!
person-who are u even talking about
me-DARREN SHAN DUH HAVE YOU EVER READ THR VAMPIRE SRES?!?
person-no BUT i have read HARRY POTTER
me- =.=

darren shan

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