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When you are on the recieving end of a correctional facility, patiently waiting for a shard card to arrive caked in methamphetamine
Damn Cody, I cant wait to get completely noli'd off this shard card. Reco-jedor
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Is a naturally occuring phenomenon, that happens only once in a persons life.
It is an event of expellation of human waste equal to the force generated by 10 subsequent earthquakes.
It usually fills 5 meters of the human intestinal tract at one time.
Scientists believe its cause to be linked to the pulling of the moons gravity.
Friend 1: Hey man, just wait a second, I got to drop a dumping shard.
Friend 2: I'll prepare the ceremony outfits.
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To have such an intense orgasm, one loses all control over their bowels.
To ejaculate and shard at the same time.
Dude, last night I was beating off so hard I ejacula-sharded! Afterward, I had to throw my pants in the trash.
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It’s a sub class of the drug called diz (Mdma) which is more good for the brain, heart stomach n liver. Same potency as the drug meth except it Is good for the cholesterol. It started to appear at blades crib Noosa Sunshine Coast back in 09. The lads from the sesh have only touched blades shard since. Tara’s diz career flopped.
Blade: Oi yo you want some blades shard
Bazza: fuck Ye cunt
Hazza: shards, like as in meth?
Blade na, na blades shard and shard are 2 completely differnt bags of drugs
The act of inserting a piece of crystal methamphetamine into a female's anus without her consent or knowledge.
"If you want your ole lady fuck like a porn star, Pop a shard in that ass"
A female that spends hours in front of the mirror gets barbie dolled up for several hours to spend a few mins doing sexual favors for methaphetamines
That shard barbie over there will do anything to get high after spending hours to get ready.
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A sharp, piercing sound that assaults one's ear like a projectile.
"Dude, turn down your ringer! You just lodged a noise shard in my ear."
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