Shark

A lawyer.

"When you choose a career in law, you'll hear jokes that some lawyers are shark. At first don't be pissed, because truth be told, only some lawyers are sharks. Because the rest, are chums."

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shark

Any of a class of large torpedolike fish with a cartilaginous body and typically having sharp teeth.

Adam: Look, Gabriel !
Gabriel: A shark! Run! Run!

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shark

The act of taking something without asking permission, though you may announce that you are doing so. Sometimes used to challenge someone to stop you, knowing that they will not.

I'm just gonna shark one of your Fritos over there... nom nom nom nom.

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Sharking

The act of keeping yourself moving or busy in order to stay awake and alert when you're very tired: Just as a shark needs to keep moving to keep breathing, you need to keep moving to stay awake and alert - otherwise you would go quiet and start to droop and slouch as tiredness sets in. Thrashing onwards like a shark will fight off the tiredness.

"I've been sharking all day today. I'm so tired but it had to be done."

"I sharked for the entire day today! I really hope I can get to sleep earlier tonight...."

"Sharking is hard. I'm tired. Someone slap me, please."

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shark

to quickly eat a snack or meal; to commit a sudden and violent attack on an unsuspecting victim.

Dude, I could fucking shark a hotdog; or, 'fucking hell, that guy just got sharked!'

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sharking

A term that describes tirelessly trying to hit on someone who is either drunk, or recently gotten out of a relationship.

A: Did you hear that Adam and Laura broke up?
B: Yeah, and now Tom won't leave her alone!
A: Aw, man. He's definitely sharking. We should warn her.

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Sharked

To have something stolen or taken from you.

1. She just sharked my beer.

2. He sharked my girl!

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