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Another way of saying "Holy Shit!", without the profanity. Try it sometime when you're in church.LOL
Holy Shatner! The priest just had a heart attack!
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the best thing to come out of canada since, erm ahh ahem well anyway something for canadalavians to be proud of. still an actor watched more times by more people than tom cruise or arnie simply because of start trek which still rocks after 40 years.
william shatner got picked to sing the national anthem over celine dion.
oh can--a--da our home and native la-haha-and
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When you need to take a fat shit during work. The best part about this William shatner is that you get paid for it, no matter how long that shatner takes
Break time! Time to take a William Shatner. Greattt
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When your loved one ambushes you by taking a hot stinky shit while you are taking a hot steamy shower. The stench mixes with the steam and just lingers and lingers. It often causes the victim to vomit in the shower.
We hadn't even been married three weeks when he gave me a steamy shatner.
The unavoidable consequence of male aging wherein one's cranium enlarges to grotesque proportions and career options dwindle.
Friend: Dude, what's wrong with your head? You look hydrocephalic, or something.
Me: No, but I just turned 41...
Friend: Oh, then it's probably just you're getting Shatner Head.
Me: Is it terminal?
Friend: Yes.
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Total social media overkill. When you write a tweet on Twitter, and use so many hashtags, it reads in the halting, choppy way William Shatner speaks. Example: " #Free #today #books you will #love #amwriting #paranormal #romance but with a #happyending."
I hate reading that dude's tweets. He uses too many hashtags. If I get another Shatner tweet like that, I'll unfollow him.
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When you've been holding in a big shit, and before you can even sit down, the pressure of bending over causes immediate uncontrolable shit explosion, that in turn sticks to the back of the toilet and when flushed does NOT go any where.
Gosh Darnit who left the William Shatner on the back of
my toilet bowl . It's the size of the Enterprise !
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