when a thin layer of shit is crusted on your asshole. As the day progresses, the shit hardens and shatters like glass.
AC forget to wipe, so at the end of the day, she got a shattered mccrank.
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An MMORPG currently in it's Alpha stages developed by Armageddon Games, also referred to as AGN. The official website is www.shatteredearth.net ...
Shattered Earth is currently in Alpha Stages, but it is open testing.
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In the manner of bloodstain splatter analysis, shatter analysis attempts to identify the dietary habits of individuals who spray public toilets with explosive diarrhea.
Investigator: "Judging by the consistency and scale of the cone-shaped spray pattern, my shatter analysis tells me our victim was likely lactose intolerant and had either consumed chipotle, Thai food, or barbecue--followed by a large milk shake for dessert."
When something is on the verge of breaking
Hamish is at his shattering point, I hope he makes it through ok.
ruining someones hopes and dreams with a single action/sentence/word.
Person A: "Yo I can't wait to go buy a new pair of limited yeezy's today"
Person B: "Bro they all sold out 10 minutes ago"
Person A: "I can't believe you just belly shattered me like that"
A bed sheet that has been ejaculated on soo much that dropping it will shatter it.
Went it to my son's room and found his shatter sheet, now I need a broom.