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If you are a friend of shayne you should probably let him go, Most of the time he will use gay jokes and puns against you, he is quite gay every girl hates him, he has a very small penis he is terrible at sex and will fuck anything with whole including his dog if he has one, shaynes are not people to like they will only ruin your day
Hey you guys heard of that gay guy shayne? I heard he fucked his best friend while he was sleeping
uhh shayne, yep thats me.. shayne
person in hallway: is that shayne over there?
other guy in hallway: yep thats shayne
shayne: ong
A real hottie. Shaynes are usually blonde. Mrs. Thomas hates her but it's okay. She's really nice and she's dating a guy named Neel. She has blue eyes too.
Jamie: Hey do you know shayne?
Sally: Yeah shes so nice
A future star for the derby lads
shayne ur such a good keeper. just like ur dad
The legend the man the legend
Puppy dog eyes will make any lady swoon from 200 yards.
Drinks tequila like water. Can be seen most weekends sifting around motocross tracks.
Generous to fault and awesome family man.
Shayne, the man, the myth, the legend
Someone who possess an extraordinary charm. Intelligent, Gorgeous, Funny and Kind-hearted that’s how you can describe Shayne. This person is undoubtedly a total package and is loved by mankind. What a fortunate feeling to be called Shayne.
Person: I think you’re Shayne.
Shayne: How did you know?
Person: Because you are amazingly beautiful!