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Scissoring between a man and woman, when a woman’s vagina and man’s asshole rub each other
Hey man did you know Carl and Ashlyn enjoy shearing
Spears-shear: (Verb) To shave one's head in fear of a court ordered hair sample drug test.
Donkey: "Pot, should it be legal, or no? Thoughts?"
Ochris: "Legal, obviously."
Bustya: "Ochris are you fucking insane? We can't legalize that shit. That's my leverage to force my wife to Spears-shear that head before court. Get your fucking priorities straight."
Trimming your pubic hairs
I’m ready for my date tonight, I spent 15 minutes shearing the sheep today
A man slag that need's to get an STD check up
Boy 1 are u sure u don't need to go for a check up
Ben sheared no ive had STD's for a while now
When two elderly dikes are in a sexual relationship
I saw a lot of Rusty Shears at the retirement home
A game played by a couple where the chick doesn't shave downstairs, and the object of the game is to tackle her, restrain her, and forcefully shave her nether regions with an electric razor. Both parties are naked while playing this game, and the chick runs around the room trying to avoid the "shepherd."
Mindy is mad at her boyfriend because he played "shear the sheep" with her last night and she lost. Now she's part of the metoo movement.