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2. A defensive and honorable maneuver where a friend successfully has sex with a chick that is stalking you, freeing you up to score with someone else. The need for the cock shield arises when the act of having sex with the stalker will lead to a bunch of bad consequences.
This is similar but subtly different to being a wing man, a cock block and the cock shield def 1. as your friend is trying to avoid you having sex with one person so that you may have sex with another.
Dude, thanks for the cock shield last night. I now have at least another month or so before she'll be back in full force tying to get me to sleep with her again - nightmare averted!
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A defense mechanism usually used by women, to create a illusion that she is a prude. Often used when with a large group of people, but once her friends leaves the shield is down and becomes a slut
Guy 1: Dude she is such a prude, she won't even kiss me
Guy 2: Man, you have to seperate her from her friends, its the prude shield man
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Used in a zombie invasion, a meat-shield is a individual who is viewed as obsolete or as a way to save their own ass by another individual, and they are promptly used as bait on an hoard of zombies at any given time. This technique is very effective in distracting the zombies, and since the meat-shield had no real purpose before, they are given a purpose to be yummy decoy.
Scenario: zombie invasion, wide scale and there is a small group of survivors. One of the survivors, named Steve, does not do jack to help the group and constantly pissing and moaning, making life even more aggrivating for the others.
Steve: #whining and bitching# I'm tired and hungry!! This sucks! I'm going to be the last survivor...Bitch, bitch, bitch, etc...
#hoard of zombies come running in#
Sam:#about to be attacked by a zombie# Meat shield!
#Group tosses Steve into the masses of zombies. He doesn't last long... And the rest of the group gets away and survives#
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any object used to hide, or "shield", your boner from the general public.
My boner shield is covering the huge erection pointing towards pluto.
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A girlfriend shield is created when a man is frightened by something, for example in a haunted house, he places the nearest girl between himself and the danger.
Jimmy used the girlfriend shield manuever when the clown jumped out from around the corner. Who knew he was so afraid of clowns?
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The emotional barrier a chick puts up when you hit on her. Like when she is by herslelf at the club.
Persistance breaks the bitch shield.
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The art of moving ones arm up and down in a ferociously fast, unpredictable manner in an attempt to create a shield of sorts. While this shield is not impeneterable, its speed and random nature will leave most attackers guessing.
The Spaz Shield is reported to effectively counter the Munnis.