Shits me up the wall

When you’re so angry, you throw your shit upwards and get it all over the walls

‘It shits me up the wall when I can’t see my feet from under my stomach’

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Are you shitting inside of me?

When something is so unbelievable that the phrase "are you shitting me?" is not enough. It demonstrates that the action taking place, or the event being described is so monstrously horrific that it literally feels like someone is taking a massive shit inside of your chest. Basically, the worst feeling ever is happening, and at this point you're questioning why the fuck.

Douche: LOL I TOTALLY RAPED THIS CHILD WITH A PITCHFORK OF AIDS
Person: ...are you shitting inside of me?
Douche: ...No? But I could be.

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shit me dead cunt

It can be used pretty much just as an exclamation. Like in frustration when something is not going right. Or when something is top notch.

Shit me dead cunt she is fit.
Shit me dead cunt, cant you do one fucking thing round the house?

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you scared the shit out of me

When someone comes suddenly and you were not expecting and you felt terribly frightening. You were so frightened that you meant that the person made the shit comes out from you.

Ohhh , you scared the shit out of me

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quit shitting me out

sort of cheating you out but you get shit in return

like in call of duty zombies the mystery box will sometimes
give you shit

OMG mystery box quit shitting me out with these crap guns

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Oh, Shit! You're Crushing Me!

What you don't say when you're having sex :D

Becky: Ok, babe. Here I go onto your...

Timothy: Oh, Shit! You're Crushing Me!

Becky: Fucker! *pulls out beretta between boobs and shoots*

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OH SHIT! Me Dick's On Fire!

When you're on enough drugs to use this sentence.

McQuack: 'OH SHIT! Me Dick's On Fire!'
Megan: 'Get Lewis to blow it out ;)'
McQuack: '-_-

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