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october 27th is make fun of short people day. very cool.
a: it’s make fun of short people day! b, you’re so short, haha
b: wow ok rude
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OCTOBER 24 - grab your friend and throw them, drag
them, or do anything to them because they're short!
Must be 5'4 or over to throw someone. Everyone under...
you better hide.
Girl1: hey it’s October 24th :)
Girl 2: and what’s that?
Girl 1: national throw short people day:)
Girl 2: please don’t
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On November 12 you can throw any person under 5,4 with no permission needed, Similar to that of national throw short people day and is just another excuse to abuse short people.
“Ayyyyy John how’s it be”
“Not great every Mf be throwing me for sum reason”
“Well mf it National Yeet short people day shoulda drank milk as kid bitch”
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On October 21st you can throw anyone 5’5”and under with no permission needed
What day is today?
Why its national throw short people day of course
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After October 21, which was throw short people day, October 22 you can hold anyone under 5’4 with no permission needed (Out of apology for the day before Oct 22)
Prepare to be held for it is National Hold Short People Day
September 19 is national kiss a short person day meaning you can kiss any short person you want
Hey mike it’s national kiss a short person day. Get over here you midget.
On November 4, you need to be nice to people under 5'4
If you are not nice to short people then watch out for the monster under your bed for it is national be nice to short people day.