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simmering starfish

When you've farted so many times it hurts your butthole

Guys, I'm having a simmering starfish tonight.. call a doctor or get some beano

by Zkntheprincess January 5, 2017


Low simmer

It is a metaphor for slow masterbation for an extensive period of time. This often steams up the room of the occupant taking part in the act. Similar to slow stroking it.

Jakob said to Cody that he put in on a low simmer

by xd UnbuiltPlate June 12, 2024


Simmered

Had to much liquid, need to rest and simmer.

Oh mate, no beer for me, I'm simmered.

by Stangaland June 23, 2017