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As popularized by stand up heroine Ali Wong, a “simple ho”, not to be confused with “basic bitch”, is a choice whereas the latter is a inevitability.
A simple ho undertakes this submissive role in order to avoid any hard work or responsibility, fully understanding that nothing will he expected of them, because this is the ideal life.
E.G. “Ali, take out the trash and deposit these checks!”
Ali: “I am just a simple hoooo, I cannot be expected to know how to deposit checks!”
Vs. a basic bitch
Girls taking yoga selfies at the Auschwitz memorial center balancing a pumpkin spice latte on her ass.
*Crowd: “look at that basic bitch. Poor girl, she clearly can’t help it.”
A guy who likes, comments and/or shares anything that depicts the most simple form of female beauty. e.g. Boobs, Butt, Legs, Cameltoe.
I'm a simple man, I see boobs, I like the post.
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1. A plan that is uncomplicated and easy to understand.
2. An incredibly complicated plan in disguise, generally cooked up by someone with too much time on their hands, and usually involving at least 3(x+y)/6+x(3.356(x-y)) steps than necessary, where y equals the actual number of steps necessary, and x equals how much time was wasted in concocting it, multiplied by the GPA of the creator. Squared.
3. A variant of both Definition 1 or 2, unique in that it will never, ever, EVER work. EVER.
1. "Look, it's a simple plan: In the event of a volcanic eruption, get the hell out of town."
2. "It's a very simple plan, really: In the event of a volcanic eruption, first build a spaceship out of pixie stix, but only the strawberry kind. Then fly it up into space and shoot a pixie stix laser down into the volcano's northwestern side, at precisely a 32 degree angle. Then land back where you started, proceed east by southeast at approximately 1 1/2 miles per hour, skipping every seventeenth step, except on the 289nth step, when you must HOP. Repeat, HOP. By this point you should be within fifteen thousand miles of the volcano. Congratulations, you will now be safe."
3. "In the event of a volcanic eruption, all you need is one simple plan: Duck and Cover. That's right, Duck. And cover. All you need to do is duck and cover."
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One of the greatest bands ever that gets ridiculed by fan-boys that don't want to admit their fan-boys. They are also the best thing to come out of Canada
Simple Plan
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1. A plan that's simple.
2. A band from Canada responsible for hits like "I'm Just A Kid", "I'd Do Anything", "Addicted", "Perfect", "Shut Up", "Welcome To My Life" and "Untitled" (Which has a drunk driving themed video) Well hated by people who think its not "real" or "quality" music
1. Hey, I got a simple plan for you.
2. Simple Plan coming up next on 103.5 KISS FM.
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A Pop-Punk Band formed in Montreal, Canada. Great guys that don't deserve all the shit that people give. They write their lyrics through the eyes of their fans and therefor (despite popular belief) are not "complaining". The members are great guys and they're probably one of the best live shows out there today. Doesn't anybody have anything better to do today than make fun of bands they absolutely "can't stand"?
So Simple Plan is musically talented and they're very down-to-earth. Stop hatin'.
Me: Hey what are you doing?
Kid with no life: oh nothing.. just devoting a ton of time writing this definition about simple plan (whom I can't stand) and bashing on all their fans because they're just teenyboppers... when i could be listening to the bands i do like or maybe even going outside and getting off the damn computer.
Me: stfu.
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A often shy and submissive lesbian with low self confidence. Simple lesbians can’t talk to girls themselves, so they just complain about wanting a girlfriend. A simple lesbians often miss signs a girl is flirty with them, since their confidence is so low they feel they could never be loved.
Girl 1: G-god i just, really want a gf...
Girl 2: Oh shush you simple lesbian, just try talking to your crush
Girl 1: No! she’s going to hate me and reject me and never want to talk to me
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