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A fair maiden who draws you away from what you should be doing
i was late due to the siren of procrastination
One of the best WebToons ever.
My mom: why r u crying?
Me:in sirens lament sh—on kissed l-Lyra and now *hic* he lost his memories! *continues to wail*
My mom: *slowly backs away*
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I am a urban myth guy.i ate someone in 1995
the siren head went to eat a fate human and he become fate
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A very good band that makes screamo/post-hardcore music and/or that band with the singer that sounds like a chick...
for all of you who heard of this band that is a man singing.
Oh,sleeping with sirens,thats a man...
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A classy woman who is very much a sex siren. Typically dresses stylish but outwardly conservative until you look closely. She will be coordinated and nicely accessorized head to toe. Typically wearing high heels, a skirt or dress just long enough to pass as acceptable for the corporate world, yet still demands a man's full attention. Her top will be unbuttoned one button too many and you are likely to catch a glance of a stocking top as she sits or exits a car. She knows men are looking and longing for her, but appears to care less as she goes about her business.
I was on a flight from LA to Vegas last week, this Classy Siren sat next to me on the flight. She crossed her legs revealing lace topped thigh highs and black garters, and then as she bent down to retrieve her laptop in flight I saw her matching black bra; what a Classy Siren!
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1.Swinging a cat.
2. A feline, swung by the tail will create a Warble sound similar to the siren from an ambulance.
3. An angry cat in a moving vehicle often sounds like a siren.
An Amish buggy had stopped to look at the free kittens and ended up taking mother Cat and all home. They had to hold the mother cat tightly to keep it in the buggy and its howling sounded like the Amish had a Siren. It was an Amish Siren.
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Sirens in Greek mythology are creatures at sea that allured sailors to the point of their demise.
Today, this essence is channeled via the internet. Many men succumb to the endless barrage of women (aka "e-sirens") that expose themselves inappropriately on the internet. Much like the sailors exposed to the sirens at sea, many current men lose their willpower in the process. Coomers are the result of guys succumbing to e-sirens.
Remember how in Blade Runner 2049 there was a pink hologram of a woman that encountered Gosling's character, K, near the end of the movie? Think of that as an e-siren. It can also just be an immodest woman on the internet that guys simp over.
guy #1: "Man, Ian became such a coomer. It's a shame he seems so lifeless."
guy #2: "Yeah, that what e-sirens and succubi can do to a man."