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sirius black

The most overrated character in the Harry Potter series. He died in book five, and is never coming back. This fact has even been confirmed by author, J.K. Rowling. Despite this, geeky girls who spend their time reading and writing fan fiction instead of going outside and having a real life continue to believe that he is alive. Get over it, you losers, he's gone.

Sirius Black is Harry Potter's (now deceased) godfather in the fictional series of books.

by John Blanchard July 15, 2005

40πŸ‘ 288πŸ‘Ž


sirius cybernetics corporation

A bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.

"Hey Bob, gimme some ammo, here come some of those guys from Sirius Cybernetics Corporation!"

by IT WAS VASI October 30, 2007

32πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Sirius Gibson

Sirius Gibson, hottest witch’s heart characters and best purpled haired man. Yuki (me) x Sirius is very cannon

β€œOh Sirius gibson?? He’s so hot”
β€œYes, and hes mine *barks*

by Yuki/ghost !! October 2, 2021

1πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


The Marketing Division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation

"A bunch of mindless jerks that were the first ones up against the wall when the Revolution came."

The above quote pertaining to The Marketing Division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation is from Douglas Adams's A Hitchiker's Guide to The Galaxy.

by The BR September 27, 2006

32πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


sirius-lychaotic

Very dramatic, but very cool and great, they are amazing.

Sirius-lychaotic is πŸ”₯er than little lad

by Www.Notsuspicious.com September 11, 2021


Sirius the Jaeger

A total bait and switch of an anime. It wasn't bad... But it's heavily implied that the main character is some kind of werewolf... So... I watch the whole thing... Waiting for him to activate his werewolf-mode... And as I'm watching I think "Well, their probably going to save it for, like, the climactic final battle or something" and... I WAS RIGHT! That's EXACTLY what happened... BUT... He doesn't transform into a fucking werewolf! Like... At all! Now... I know what you're thinking... "How is it possible that you were right about them saving his werewolf-mode for the climactic finale if he doesn't turn into a werewolf? If he doesn't transform into a werewolf, you weren't right! You can't be right AND wrong! That violates the law of non-contradiction! I'm a fucking bible-nerd!" That's the mind-fuck! His werewolf-mode is, like, his eyes glowing or something but he doesn't actually become a werewolf in any way, shape, or form! So you're sitting there, like, watching this show and the whole time they're bludgeoning you with the insinuation that this guy both is and WILL TRANSFORM INTO A WEREWOLF and this motherfucker activates his fucking "mode" and he proceeds to not become a wolf-man hybrid type creature AT ALL! He just smells good... Or... Well. He smells well throughout the show. That's it! It's like that fucking french Sherlock Holmes-esque detective show were he fucking smells shit. God, why is everything like that french detective show now!?

Hym "I mean... It's almost worth watching Sirius the Jaeger just to see him NOT turn into a werewolf. It isn't bad by any means. It kind of drones-on towards the end of the series but you know what would have fixed that? A CLIMACTIC SHOWDOWN WITH THE MAIN VAMPIRE ANTAGONIST WHERE THE MAIN CHARACTER TURNS INTO A FUCKING WEREWOLF!!! By the time they get to the flashback his tragic backstory (which is about 60% of the way through the show) I'm sitting there like 'Ok... Now turn into a werewolf! Show his family, like, fighting off the vampires by turning into a werewolf! Yes, very sad, now transform into a werewolf!' And it just doesn't happen! And then it DOES HAPPEN! But it doesn't happen AT ALL! Like, not even a little bit! The didn't even bother to do a Supernatural, half-werewolf transformation! His eyes just glow or something or, like, it's heavily implied that he has activated his werewolf powers in, like, a new way that was out of his reach until the final showdown! His nails could have grown! ANYTHING could have happened! Even Inuyasha's nails grew! And he's just a dog man!"

by Hym Iam November 8, 2023


Sirius Nova

A hardcore sextoy for girls to force an orgasm in the butthole. It has a buttplug, that vibrates whenever it's inside the butthole. Only use if 18 years or older.

OMG, My son just saw me using a Sirius Nova! This is so shameful!

Sometimes when I feel horny, it makes me want to use my new Sirius Nova. It gives me a really good feeling in the ass.

by PewPewHeadShot@ November 25, 2017