A terrible godawful game that for some reason people like. Itβs reputation and sales numbers are completely undeserved. Iβm probably gonna get rationed on UD because UD is full of Bethesda fanboys who will cry to their wiveβs boyfriend that someone has a different opinion than them.
I hate Skyrim. Itβs awful and terrible.
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Getting a rimjob in an airplane (or somewhere in the sky).
I skyrimmed Katy Perry yesterday.
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Giving a rim job while on a plane.
My girlfriend gave me a Skyrim during our flight to New York.
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An extravagant sex position that emerged from the bowels of the Belgian illegal sex industry.
This sexual act requires massive arm and upper body strength as one participant has to lift the other participant up over his/her head and perform a rimjob.
This sexual act is truly not for the weak!
Damn Candy, my head almost went through the ceiling when me and Woody did the "Skyrim" but it felt amazing!
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Some worthless video game that everyone just swoons over.
In reality, it is just another unoriginal action rpg with better technology/engine and graphics. And taking from Celto-Nordic mythology. Oh, wow. No originality; just new features to keep you pacified. The Zelda franchise had it right back in 1998 with OoT. Did Bethesda really think they needed to improve anything? Keep it simple and stop taking these video games so seriously, people. (all they are really doing is mocking you; and feeding off you and making your life more and more mundane.)
I pity anyone who thinks Skyrim is a good game or has any credibility. To me, you are a loser and the worst kind of video gamer. And are the reason why everyone sees video games as a form of geekdom and degeneracy. If you want a real thrill; go out and "become the characters" in Skyrim, in real life.
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The term used to describe the sexual act of rimming while on a flight.
"My boyfriend gave me a right ole skyrim during our flight to New York. One of the best I have had!"
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The act of having one's anus licked while on an airplane.
"So did you join the mile-high club?"
"Nope. Just gave her a Skyrim."
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