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On April 12th it is national Dick slap day. All ladies should grab at least one dick and the guy won’t mind.
Today I grabbed 69 dicks for National Dick slap day.
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The opinion that a sales manager has about sales people swapping sales stories with each other when they actually should be selling and closing their prospects.
"slapping each other's dicks"
April 13th and international day to slap guys in the dick
Girl: guess what day it is?
Guy:April 13th?
Girl:International dick slap day (slay guy in dick)
Guy: fucking cunt
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On this day, you have full consent to smack your homie’s (or your girlfriend’s) cock
“Hey Gerald” “Hey bro, you know what day it is? It’s National Dick Slap Day!”(Proceeds to slap dick insanely hard) “Shit Homie that was good” “No problem bro”
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A second hand dick slap is when a dog licks a dick then proceeds to lick you with thy
John:awe this peanut butter must make the dog lick my dong
Dog:wtf..... oooo peanut butter
Owner: ew why does your tongue taste like dick.... I just got 2nd hand dick slapped
When your poop reaches the bottom of the toilet and standing on its own and then proceeds to fall forward slapping the back of your penis.
The brown stains are not skid marks. Those marks are obviously from a dick slapping totem pole!
Whenever u see a girl u have to slap your dick on there forhead
so Whenever u see a girl say it’s national dick slap day and slap it on there forhead
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