Slumping

Taking a dump while sleeping.

Hence Slumping.

#1: Bro, you were in the can for 2 hours, are you alright?

#2: I was slumping, ya prick.

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slump

the action of gracefully leaning on a friend/wall/stuff

often performed while mongolled

requires special training of the neck muscles

first perfected by Angharad Matthews, and now spreading around bristol and the southwest of england and wales

"for fucks sake, angie's slumping on me again"

"i feel a mondo, tip-top, clubbing jam fair of a slump coming on"

"look at them lot slumped on the bed"

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Slumping

Sleeping

Why’d you wake me up, I was slumping!

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slump

It's when you have a face piece and you just high as hell so high all you wanna do is stare at the wall or something

"Yo I was slumped as hell last night"

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Slumping

Having sex or romping in a sleeping bag.

Me and jon saw two people slumping while we were walking around the campsite.

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Slumped

Term commonly used amongest the highest level of fuckboys. A term primarily used by a person to indicate that they have the mental capacity of a new born and/or have no reason to live other than to fuck people over.

Person#1: "Hey, I heard that guys a stupid fuckboy"

Person #2 : "Yea, he's most certainly a SLUMPEDBOY"

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slump

To murder violently

For that money, I'll slump your aunty - Party Arty "Smack DvD: Party Arty v.s. Murda Mook"

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