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When you light a lighter and keep it lit so that the metal is extreamly hot then you press the top on the lighter to your skin. The burnt imprint is a smiley face.
I dared Dave to give himself a wicked Smiley face on his chest.
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Gin Rummy: Bitches love Smiley Faces.
Ed Wuncler III: It's still nigga technology.
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A funny joke where you write <= 1 on ur head and <= 2 on a friends head and go up to an idiot and say "do u want to join the smiley club?" if they say yes write <===3 on there forehead in bold black sharpie. it gets lulz
ME: Do you want to join the Smiley Club?
Jerk: Sure
ME: OK here you go <======3
Jerk: Cool thnx man
Everyone: HAHAHA
Random Jock that everyone like for some reason: Hey lets go over there and laugh at the whore with a dick on his head!
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When theres a girl who goes under the tabe and there are guys sitting at the table and the girl goes around sucking random guys dicks and the guys at the table try not to smile when there dick is being sucked. If they are caught smiling they are out and leave the table.
smile smiley smiley game table suck table suck
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A dirty smiley is when you flick a lighter and heat it up till it's really hot then press it to your skin till it cools off and it leaves a scar that looks like part of a smiley face.
"Oh dude that dirty smiley is cool as fuck" "I know man it hurt like a bitch though"
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The 'Smiley of Death' is demonstrated above. Used as a reply in an online or text conversation, it has the potential to kill a conversation dead, and make the recipient wonder if they have done something wrong.
Can also be combined with 'lol' for a similar effect.
Laura: I'm so sorry for ditching you last night!
Jen: :)
Laura: No need for the Smiley of Death!
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Much like a Dirty Sanchez only instead of painting a mustache onto your lady, you give her a chinstrap.
The hooker i met last night was up for anything, so i gave her a Smiley Sanchez.
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