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A Saturday spent with a person with the nickname Smitty.
"Can you hang out on Saturday?"
"Sorry i can't. Its smitty saturday, i'll be hanging out with my friend Smitty."
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A girl with small to no titties in the A cup to flat chested range
DAAAAMN! Sarah has some tall smitties
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When a man protects his woman by using physical force, rather than discussion or waking away.
Will Smith was “Doing the Smitty!” slapping Chris Rock after he spoke about his wife Jada, before he won his Oscar.
2 shots disaronno and 2 shots crown apple topped with some ice.
Shlong will be long.
Let me get “the smitty drink”.
2 Shots Disaronno and 2 Shots Crown Apple topped with ice
Man: “Let me get “the smitty drink”
Bartender: “be careful your shlong will get long.”
When a fellow with the last name of Smith gives a girl some good D
Hunter: Hey Smitty, you hooked up wit dat ho yet? It'd be a travesty if you haven't!
Kurt: Fo sho, I Smitty boned dat ho last night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
when a friend deficates in his/her pants because they were to lazy to go to a restroom.
you suck man, why did you pull a shity smittie and ruin the camping trip?
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