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To choke a female during intercourse until her face turns blue. At that point the male ejaculates in the female's hair, so as to make a white hat. This is called smurfing a bitch
Yo, I got so smurfed last night I had to take 4 showers.
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smurf the smurf old school 80's wop yay area
dance originating in the yay (as in yay area) during the early 80's.. while everyone was doing the moon walk, we were doing the smurf..
lean a shoulder back, snap your fingers, kick the foot on the same side back, roll forward, repeat on other side..
yeah, i know it sounds awkward but how can you accurately describe a hella cool dance in WORDS?
back in the day we hella grooved doin' the smurf and the wop!
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While fucking a girl in a porta-john, you dunk her head into the toilet. Her head comes up covered in blue liquid. Pull out and cum on the top of her head. Resembling a smurf with the little white hat.
Went to the state fair last week and smurfed a chick. She then said, "I smurfing love it when you smurf me all of the smurfing smurf". So I said, "You're smurfing welcome, you smurfing smurf"
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One who is addicted to the pharmaceutical drug Oxycontin; Specifically 30mg (roxys), and typically shows signs of addiction, without hiding it.
My smurf of a sister asked me if I could find her some blues.
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To snort Adderall, normally leaving a blue drip within one's nose and turns someones snot and spit blue.
Yo Nitti, you tryna go smurf? Yeah man I'm always down to smurf.
Yo that girl looks like she's been smurfing all day, there blue snot running down her nose.
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One of the group of little blue midgets who live in houses that look like magic mushrooms. They take turns gangbanging the only female in their group, who is owned by a pimp daddy named Papa Smurf. The smurfs are harassed by some old geezer named Gargamel who is Hell-bent on killing and eating them since he's too lazy to hunt or fish or so to the store to buy food.
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