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1.A sudden, voluntary, explosion from the penis at midnight, as a result of self arousal, intended to land on the face of another 2.When the recipient of the midnight sneeze awakens and asks what happend? You would explain that you "thought" you heard them sneeze.
She told me she had a headache and wanted to go to sleep. So, at midnight a gave her midnight sneeze.
A true challenge; not to be taken lightly.
While Mike tyson is no longer world champion caliber, he's nothing to sneeze at.
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The frozen and contorted, usually mildly retarded looking, facial expression one makes for a few seconds before they let out a sneeze or when experiencing a "Sneezus Interruptus".
Check out his Sneeze Freeze. Take cover, it's going to be a BIG one!
Dude, you have an extreme squishy face you're sneeze freezing!
Bob: You were going to sneeze but it got away, huh?
Dave: How did you know?
Bob: I saw your sneeze freeze.
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A sneeze so loud that it makes you jump out of fear for your life. The more decibels the better.
Oh my God my ears are ringing after that sneeze! Oh, typical dad sneeze.
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Something you wish to avoid on a busy street and have to make a B line to do so .
Random individual dressed in charity shop Brown asking everyone at the top of their lungs if you need a " Big Tissue ?".
( must walk round that street sneeze )
I don't need a Big Tissue .
A sneeze breeze is the gust of air that comes from the mouth/nose of a person who is sneezing nearby. It is especially offensive if it is felt by a person standing nearby the sneezer.
I was sitting in front of Evan in class when all of a sudden I heard him sneeze and, to top it off, felt his sneeze breeze on the back of my neck.