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1. A Pokémon from the Chinese-language version of Pokémon Leaf Green version.
2. A Chinese person that’s obese.
1. Person A: I just caught a Chinese Snorlax.
Person B: How did you catch a Chinese Snorlax?
Person A: I play the Chinese version of Pokémon Leaf Green version for the Gameboy Advance.
2. Person A: There’s this Chinese person that eats a lot and he also kept complaining it’s too far for him to walk to class. He’s also very big. He’s obese. He has to go to the Big & Tall section in JCPenney to buy his clothes.
Person B: Wow! Chinese Snorlax.
Someone who is with their friends or at a party and just stares at their phone or computer the whole time without looking up or paying attention
Man, I went to that party and all these kids were just snorlaxing, couldn't talk to any of them.
When something is lazy, big and adorable. The combination of the three traits makes it capable of getting away with war crimes, just because people will still like it anyway.
Damn, I’m glad I have The Snorlax Effect. Otherwise I’d get arrested for burning down that orphanage.
When something is Big, Lazy and Adorable to the point where it can get away with practically anything.
Because of the Snorlax Effect I got away with theft.
Snorlax day is the national day of worshiping Snorlax. On this day all we do is talk about the pokemon snorlax because snorlax is the best pokemon. The day we celebrate this is November 25th, because it’s a month before christmas.
“I love snorlax day!” - you
“What’s that?” - your friend
“It’s a day where everyone worships snorlax from pokemon!” - you
The act of cumming in a girl’s mouth mid-snore to make it go down her throat and wake her up.
Dude, my girl stayed over at my house last night, you know I had to wake the snorlax!