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if a person sticks their tongue so far down another's throat and tickles their tonsil is has been proven that it will help get their voice back.
Girl: "My voice is gone."
Guy: "Let me tickle your tonsil with my tongue by sticking my tongue down your throat so you get your voice back."
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A phrase to be used in a conversation when there is an awkward silence or nothing to talk about. Similar to "How 'bout them Knicks?"
Zach: Then I found out he crying in the bathroom
Adam: ....
Zach: So do you like fishing?
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All the more reason not to trust the person... if the fact that someone is a "born-aginner" even has to be mentioned, then there must be something less-than-honest/honorable that said supposedly-clean-living person has to hide --- "methinks he doth protest too much"!
I have seldom if ever had any more luck with the honesty/integrity/consistency/reliability/kindness of someone about whom I was solemnly assured that, "I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her"... in fact, if anything, these stuck-up Bible-thunpers often seem to be even BIGGER a**h**es than their "non-believer" counterparts! They think that "God will forgive them" for anything they do, and so they make little true effort to keep their word or otherwise treat their fellow humans with even basic decency.
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The motto of Chess Club We hate Peekos. It is a really good motto.
Friend: Do you like peekos? I do.
Me: WE HATE PEEKOS AND SO DO YOU MEANWHILE I AM NOT COMMINGLED TRASH, BRO!
When you have nothing else to say because the topic made you either embarrassed, angry, or laugh too hard.
Tom: damn gurl you got the booty
Tina: OMG Tom I'm so done with you!
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The thing you say when you are trying to hide your true feelings. You normally mean the opposite while saying this.
Are you still trying to find a bf
Yea It’s great I’m talking to the cutest guy rn
Oh that’s great I’m so happy for you(he says dying of jealousy)
Im so happy for you
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To cut someone so bad, they wish you didn't cut them so bad.
"Man imma cut you so bad, you wish i didn't cut you so bad."
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