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Past tense off soar ; also know was soared
Dude my doodle is soared from banging that chick last night
When a man skydives with their penis out.
Let’s wing soar together guys!
Successful men must adhere to the 5~S Rule to grow in their fields of expertise.
First thing every morning, and the earlier, the better:
They are:
Shit
Shave
Shower
Shampoo
. . . and
Seize the Day.
Baby, it's 5:00 AM. I've got to do the 5~S's (shit, shave, shower shampoo, seize) and hit the road to continue to soar with the Eagles. You know I can't be all you want me to be if I neglect soaring upward and onward.
A girl who really enjoys sucking the dick of everyone who isn't her boyfriend
Person 1: have you seen Bea Soares with her guy friend?
Person 2: yeah bro i bet she's sucking his dick right now
A decade marked by high interest rates, monetary inflation, price gouging, and the normalization of 25%+ gratuity.
Chuck: Can't believe I paid $5.00 fer a McChicken. This thing is bone-dry and they didn't even bother to give me one packet of ketchup. I ain't going there no more.
Randal: Tell me about it, in CaliWali I used to buy the hot and ready for five bucks. Now the Hot Carl is $23.00. You roll the dice by ordering it, sometimes there are burnt patches with no cheese, sauce, or pepperoni. Wait time is thirty minutes, even when the joint is empty.
Chuck: No kiddin', The Soaring 20's got us paying tips just fer standin' at the counter.
an absolute lad. will always shoot up black tar heroin in the school bathroom. he is a well rounded guy that will always hit women. don't ever fuck with big soaring mike.
yea big soaring mike is the man, he sold me heroin.
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