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When a sober guy hunts down an intoxicated female, and then proceeds to make sexual advances while pretending to be under the influence himself;normally sober sharks have 70% success rate,while sober sharks wearing a shirt made by Hollister or Polo will have success 92% of the time. A sober shark is typically disgraced the next day by his bros, and furthermore can expect to not get any for an extended period of time.
Jason drank 1 beer while that girl chugged vodka, and the next time we saw them they were half naked in his bed. What a fucking sober shark.
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Someone who volunteers to keep an eye on someone who is intoxicated. They are always sober, or at least have control over themselves and are able to "sit" (babysit) the intoxicated person to prevent them from accidentally harming themselves (from falling and such). They should be someone trustworthy. This practice is recommended for strong mind-altering psychedelic drugs, such as Salvia, Phencycladine, Jimson Weed, and Ketamine.
Synonym: SS, SS Guard
Hey will you be my sober sitter? I really wanna try salvia.
Sure man, whatever.
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only doing your friends drugs to save money.
sorry i’ve been so distant lately, im kentucky sober. can we smoke at your place?
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A temporary state of seriousness, intelligence, and coherence, occasionally achieved by someone high or drunk
Hey dude, your parents are calling, sober mode real quick.
To abstain from all drugs except marijuana and alcohol.
"No thanks," Jane said as Paul racked up lines of cocaine, "I'm California Sober this month."
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Based on 100s of testimonies from the real and legitimate California Sober community:
California Sober is defined as a form of Harm Reduction that excludes the use of all drugs including alcohol and only utilizing Marijuana in Moderation.
Based on Demi Lovato’s recent Documentary, “Dancing with the Devil”, and her interview in ENTERTAINMENT, the phrase California Sober or Cali Sober received significant backlash from the Addiction Recovery community, because Demi Lovato mentioned that she uses both Weed and Alcohol in moderation and labeled this activity as being California Sober.
There is a general consensus that Alcohol is not recommended as a form of Harm Reduction.
After interviewing the founder of “Sober Saturdayz”, Kaitie Degen, the team at the Sober is Dope podcast; confirmed that the “Cali Sober” community expresses their own concerns because Cali Sober, has always been only WEED and no Alcohol use, as a form of Harm Reduction.
After some thorough investigation and interviews with the Cali Sober community, it is now understood that California Sober is system of Harm Reduction that excludes all uses of illicit drugs, prescription drugs, illegal drugs, and Alcohol, and utilizing only Marijuana in Moderation. Thanks to everyone in the California Sober community for clarifying this.
Hey bro do you want to score?
No, thank you. I no longer use hard drugs. I am California Sober. I don’t drink or do hard drugs. I only smoke weed in moderation as a form of harm reduction. I am 200 days clean from Cocaine thanks to California Sober.
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The state of being required to be sober but you still drink beer cause no one will notice. Hard alcohol is banned but less potent beer is allowed to increase functionality and decrease the chance of blackout. Usually imposed at fraternity functions where the rules state that sobriety is require but leadership relaxes those rules.
Bro 1: "Sucks we have to be sober tonight for that function."
Bro 2: "No way man, we just have to beer sober! Here drink this beer!"
Bro 1: "Oh yeah! Sweet!"