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The theory that if it can go wrong, it will.
Man 1: Come on we'll miss the train
Man 2: Nah, we're early
Man 1: Sods law we'll miss it, so move it!
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An affectionate term used in recent days, that you can use to describe your prom date. However, this affectionate term has also been known to have a rather intense side effect. After being called a pesky sod, your prom date may then decide to steal all your protein shakes, and eat your car.
Boy: "Hey thanks for being my prom date you pesky sod."
*Prom date grabs boys protein shakes, gulps them down and then proceeds to eat boys car while he stares on in shock.*
Someone who spends the whole day thinking with their head up their urethra or vagina and who should be masturbating instead of having their head lodged inside their pee holes.
Derogatory used to describe someone incredibly stupid.
jim: WTF mary jane wont stop getting high at four twenty pm after skewl
bob: sodding wank
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A cocktail similar to a Bloody Mary, but a little ruder. First mentioned by Stephen Fry in the last episode in season four of the British comedy show "A bit of Fry and Laurie". (With "Ruder" they are of course not meaning literally, since this would be very horrible. I mean, a drink that starts insulting you. That's pretty damn scary if you ask me. I'd shit my pants in fear if i ordered a drink and it started insulting me. well, I would be scared, and then insulted, obviously, but if.... whoops, seems I got a bit sidetracked....)
To make it "Ruder" you could:
A) serve it a bit insulting, like intentionally spill some on your customer, or spit in it before serving it, or just don't serve it at all.
Or you can B) add something not normally featured in the Bloody Mary-recipe, like absinthe or tequila.
you can also C) if you feel like combining A and B you can add some high quality crack, since this can be considered quite rude, especially if your unfortunate customer overdoses and dies.
-Would you like a Sodding Mary?
-A what?
-A Sodding Mary. it's like a Bloody Mary but a bit ruder.
-Oh, Ok.
-here you go.
*Punch in face*
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The waddle that applies to either
I: A kid with a mental disability that makes him do the sod waddle
II: A person who just shit themselves and are making their way to the bathroom
Jim: This kid has autism.
John: oh, that might explain why he's doin the sod waddle.
The law states that; If anything can possibly go wrong, it will.
It's sods law that the car would break down on today of all days.
See Murphy’s Law
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a. The pubic hair growth in the crotch triangle usually sprouting a few days after the area was waxed or shaved. Either in male or female.
b. Nickname for an old college fraternity brother named Dan at the University of Minnesota circa 1990. Not sure if it was because he was a late bloomer; liked to chow shaved snatch; or perhaps it was poking fun of his hair.
c. A section of grass intended to replace a dead area in your yard.
Bitsy had a Brazillian bikini wax a week before spring break only to find that a few days later she had an itchy sod patch going on down there.
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