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A gay hedgehog that loves Sonadow, is a deviant artist and speedrunner and loves the fuck out of his sexy as fuck boyfriend. This blue hedgehog loves chilly dogs and voice acts whilst also being rather naive at times
This is not Sonic The Hedgehog this is me
That one blue hedgehog that loves chilly dogs, and likes to go fast.
Eggman: GRRR!!!! That menace, Sonic the Hedgehog!
Sonic: Bust a nut, Eggface! Yaha!
Me: Man, this game is so cool.
Sonic the hedgehog was born from the military uterus and the military people looked at him and said "throw this retarded bitch away" due to the trauma sonic gains super speed and fucks everyone in a 10km radius
literally.
jolene: h-
sonic the hedgehog : meow meow bitch gotta fuck fast
sonic the dankist meme in the world he moves very fast and when he gets the 7 hitler emeralds he becomes hitler sonic the most powerful sonic form he then starts killing all the eggs in the world leaving jim carry as the last egg alive milo is the true hitler man who kissed beanos ass
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When you spike up your pubes with a flat iron, dye them blue and insert your dick inside a hedgehog.
Im about to sonic the hedgehog my hedgehog.
A blue furry. Hho is depicted in some fan art as gay, pregnant, fat, naked, and eating people whole.
Guy: Oh my God look at that art!!
Other guy: Why is Sonic the Hedgehog eating someone??
Guy: I don't know
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There was a time sonic the hedgehog was an impressive game. Most people couldnt find better graphics in a video game. Nowadays, it seems like every video game console tries to outdo the next to the point that it's silly, people seem to need the false sense of satisfaction they get from a video game with 3D graphics and one that seems real, even though theres nothing realistic about video games in the first place, there never was.
Kid- Have you ever seen a blue hedgehog do this shit before?
Kid's friend- No, never. That's close to teleportation, I've only seen that on TV before today. What the fuck is this sonic the hedgehog shit?