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South Carolina Earthquake

A fart in your sleep that is forceful &/or loud enough to disturb your peaceful slumber.

I woke up myself, my wife, dog & 2 cats last night with a 2.8 South Carolina Earthquake. I think my neighbors may have slept through it though.

by Philippppppppppe May 12, 2010

13๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


University of South Carolina

A school in a town designed for college kids. Within a mile radius, you can make a fake ID at Kinko's, buy a bottle of everclear at Greene's, mix it with a Sonic slushy, sell your plasma for bar money, and head to Five Points. From there you can get arrested, taken to the Richland County Jail and can walk to the football stadium for the game the next day if your friends don't bail you out in time. Whoever designed this college and city knew what they were doing. And whoever came up with the mascot -- well, wherever that person is, I'm sure he's still smiling about it.

I want to go to the University of South Carolina so I can watch the gamecocks football team play on saturdays!

by Kbennett December 10, 2005

188๐Ÿ‘ 102๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lancaster, South Carolina

Pronounced Lang-kiss-ter. The most retarded town on the face of the fucking planet. Their best hang-out is Wal-Mart...its also their biggest attraction. Lancaster is full of idiot fundamentalists that don't know right from left, much less what they're talking about 99% of the time. The only thing its famous for is Andrew Jackson and an astronaut. Not to mention, it has roads that looks like they were paved by monkeys. The schools are filled with neanderthals carrying back packs. If you have an option between living in Lancaster, SC or living in Hell, choose Hell, you'd be much happier.

I was filled with disdain when I found out I was moving to Lancaster, South Carolina. However, I decided to give it a chance.

That was pretty much pointless, because no matter how hard I tried to like Lancaster, there was no getting around the fact that it ruined my life.

by fafaradarada1111 May 2, 2011

87๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž


pulled a south carolina

to completely lose your train of thought, esp. during a public speaking event, and ramble on incoherently. To have a blonde moment.

originated when Miss Teen South Carolina 2007 Lauren Caitlin Upton was asked a question during the Miss Teen USA 2007 contest about education in the U.S. she rambled on incoherently and her answer made no sense.

Did you hear Lauren's speech about education in the U.S.
hahaha. She really pulled a South Carolina.

by dizzy dee August 27, 2007

12๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


University of South Carolina

The REAL USC, everything Clemson isn't, better than Georgia, a Southerner's dream and a Northerner's wish, Florida's worst nightmare, Gamecock Pride, The Garnet and Black, Five Points, the ultimate college experience and a place that gets in your blood and stays with you forever.

The University of South Carolina is the home of the Gamecocks.

by Kbennett December 10, 2005

366๐Ÿ‘ 270๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lexington, South Carolina

A boring place filled with ugly people.

Lexington, South Carolina sucks.

by lalaleelaloolo December 31, 2011

70๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lancaster,South Carolina

Pronounced Lank-ca-ster from those who grew up there. It's located on the South Carolina/North Carolina border in the top middle of South Carolina. Lancaster is a wonderful small town to grow up in and offers many attractions. It's the birthplace of many famous people including President Andrew Jackson and Apollo astronaut Charles Duke. Lancaster was built around the Cotton Mill gaint Springs Industries which was owned by Col. Elliott White Springs the famous World War 1 pilot.

Lancaster,South Carolina is the birthplace of President Andrew Jackson!

by Kennith17 February 1, 2016

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