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A situation where someone is spanking uncontrollably
I can hear Jack spanking down his mic again; he must be having a Spack Attack!
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a. hardcore spack on spack action available at spackcore.com and on vhs from all good blockbusters
b. a style of music that evolved from hardcore punk when more and more pressure from Mencap and Scope forced punk bands to recruit the Disabled and Mentally handicapped to make up the numbers under the equal opportunities in music act 1994. also reffered to as spunk.
spack-core albums:
The Empire Strikes Spacks - by BAD PAUL
Wing Life - by SADGASM
Woof - by DOG FUN
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Spack No.2 is the assistant Spack and works closely with the head Spack (Spack No.1)
Spack No.2 is absolutely fascinated with giving Lzzz on GTA Online, giving death chat on CoD, not very good at football (probably worse than Pissing Slabhead-Pagure) although can type at an avg 55 WPM depending on the type of keyboard.
Spack No.2 used to be a fan of Pissing Varchester Penited from the start of the 2021/22 season, but quickly realised the mistake he had made and started supporting Saints after Penited's 1-0 loss at home to Wolves at the beginning of 2022
Spack No.2 has also broken a fair amount of things while playing the old Spanking Zone which includes: Monitor, controller, desk, relationship and many more!
Ok, the relationship thing was a lie; in fact I have never had a bf or gf.
Spack No.2 is also on a mission to get a Saints season ticket for the 2022/23 season and gigabit broadband!
So as you can see Spack No.5, this is Spack No.2 or me (Jack Spank9049).
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Ordinarily the main piste on a ski map which joins the middle station of any European ski resort to the town, and the only way down once the lifts stop at 16:30. After which, however, it turns into an assault course of retard adult learners who are either; snowploughing down a slushy red run wining about who’s fault it was and probably blaming their skis or the snow because they don’t have the balls to put into practise what the poor ski instructor has been attempting to teach their inept sorry ass. Or, they’re making the most of their last day by skiing the length of the resort to the bottom, even though they lack the physique and brains to realise that they’re just white-trash cretins who should leave this sport to those who don’t piss their lives away in a two-star crappy apartment pretending to enjoy themselves, completely missing the whole point of skiing and being in the mountains, only to ruin the last run of the day for everyone else before catching the barf-coach to the airport for their cheapo flight home to remortgage their homes and continue their miserable existence.
Last one down gets the drinks?...Fuck that, I ain't going down spack alley on a Saturday unless we stay in this hut till dark. Get 'em in.
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a word to discribe someone who has disgusting habits, or just could be a insult
mi lil sizzle farted in he chav traw dis mornin it stunk like EGGZ, shes a real SPACK RAT
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Basically has the outcome if Jack (Spack No.1) were to be spanking again or if not worse
The BBC will send an emergency broadcast message, all motorways will be shut with the exception of emergency and military use, Bluestar Bus will no longer operate its £1 after 6PM fare, Alex Turner will no longer want to be part of The Strokes, all flights will be grounded worldwide, Souhtampton will be relegated to the EFL and Pompey will be promoted to the EFL and also win the FA Cup in a shock victory against Chelsea, Activision will remove death chat on Warzone, the death chat compilation containing Spack No.3's deathchat will be deleted, London Bridge will fall down, Asus will go out of business, the sale of Elf Bars will be banned in the UK, an asteroid will be on a crash-collison course with Earth, the sun will get hotter and hotter and bigger and bigger, climate change will become inevitable, USB-C will no longer be mandatory in the EU.
*Peers into room*
5 seconds later: MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM! DANIEL'S (Spack No.3) VAPING AGAIN!