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a dick,sausage,p-dog,talliwacker,purple helmet orior
thats a big ankle spanker you got there.
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This is like a knee slapper but twice the credit. When things are to funny for a knee slapper use a knee spanker.
hahaha that ones a knee spanker.
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an old mans very saggy balls and/or penis slaps roughly against the cankle
"Daddy look at that mans cankle spanker! Should we tell him?"
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When someone wears trousers that are too short so the bottoms of them end up spanking your ankles when you walk.
Dave: Oi look at his trousers they're too small for him
Jim: I know right he's got some right ankle spankers!
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One who uses his left hand to jack, whack, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, attack the one-eyed purple-headed warrior or in other words, MASTURBATE!
A lefty, per say
May be a person that writes, hits, or even smokes with his right hand but gallops the old lizzard with his left hand.
Also referred to as an S.P.M.P.
Kristine: So I used my teloscope last night and looked into Ray's window. Did you know that he is a South Paw Monkey Spanker?
Derek: So I applied for this new job at the Home Depot, and my boss wanted to know if I was an S.P.M.P. and I'm all wtf? On occasion, though, I do, do the five kunckle shuffle with 'ol Lefty!
Janet: Hey Bobby?
Bobby: Yes Janet?
Janet: Do you participate in genital stimulation via phallengetic motion with your left hand?
Bobby: Why yes, I am an S.P.M.P.!
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Mexican that immigrated from Mexico, that stands outside of Home Depot looking for work, and look for Old Flabby Asses to spank
Romil: Hey you that Californian Shit Dog Pancake Spanker over there.
Adam: Hell yeah, I bet he's clappin' granny ass
(n) 1. One of a group of badasses (except Dave) who work on battle tanks; (n) 2. A name given to Tank Mechanics by skinny white boys (Optic Techs) (n) 3. MOS 2146
Come on Tanker Wanker Spankers, its chow time.
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