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A term used to describe someone who doesn't last very long in bed.
"My husband is a speedy noodle. Last night he lasted 4 minutes, our new record. Last time our highest was 2 minutes."
The state of a mans penis after copious amounts of amphetamines, or methamphetamine. Not quite hard but not limp.
I was fucking this crank whore with my "speedy petey"
a sped that will outsmart you in every way
"is that a speedy sped?"
Refers to someone who can repeatedly fuck someone over and over again without losing stamina. Speedy refers to the sheer fastness of which the fucking is carried out, and screwing refers to the fucking itself.
Mike is referred to as a “Speedy Screwer” because he is said to have fucked a girl 50 times in one night.
Basically it means that your fast as hell, like Ricky Bobby.
Boy that Kenyan's as fast as Speedy McJesus.
A Slang Term For Someone With Erectile Dysfunction
Girl 1:I regret marrying John
Girl 2: Why?
Girl 1: He's a "speedy softer"
The joint you smoke in the garage after getting home from middle school before your mom gets home from yoga.
I wanted to smoke some weed after school, but my mom was getting home from yoga in 5 minutes, so I had to have a speedy j.