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when you wake up one day and suddenly, you're ginger!
*guy passes out from being drunk and wakes up the next morning*
Guy: Dude, i'm ginger now! Whats going on?
Girl: You've suffered a spot of spontaneous gingerness..
Taking a spontaneous trip to Bulgaria, in a group or alone.
Friend 1: "Fancy a bit of Spontaneous Bulgariation?"
Friend 2: "Why the fuck not?"
A storm that forms right on top of the place where you are without any warning.
It is a very pretty day. I think I shall go to the par- oh fuck. A spontaneous wizardstorm.
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A person who is dressed to go to the gym, play a sport or participate in some other form of physical activity at all times of the day.
That chick would probably be really hot if she wasnt always dressed for spontaneous sport in those sweatpants and running shoes.
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The act of having that favorite tortilla chip dish at the spur of the moment.
Alex - I'm hungry.
Fraser - Yeah me too. What's for dinner?
James - Spontaneous nachos!
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Getting really mad all of a sudden and doing something regrettable. AKA flying off the handle.
Sometimes I feel this urge for spontaneous combustion, but then I try to think to myself, "how will this fix the situation" and "what if I hurt someone, or do something very regrettable." I try to do something else instead, like take a walk or maybe play some basketball or play Halo.
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When your teeth spontaneously turn to liquid and drip down the back of your throat.
Pam woke up with a full stomach and no teeth, and the doctor confirm she had experienced spontaneous hydrodentalplosion.
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