Spouse Bench

A bench outside a store at the mall, shopping center, etc. that men sit on to wait for their girlfriends or wives

Damascus: Tobias, why were u sitting on that bench out side Forever 21 yesterday?
Tobias: I was waiting on that spouse bench for my girlfriend to buy something

spouse

Wife or husband.

My spouse is a good person.

spouse

1- Husband or wife.
2- A married person considered in relation to her spouse.

spouse.

Deaf Spouse

That one person you can tell anything, and they won't judge you for it.

Rosie's my Deaf Spouse you can tell her anything, without judgement!

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Sports Spouse

Like a friend on your kids sports team but way better. They will take your kid to a game or multiple games/tournament but treat them like their own. They will cheer for your kid but also tell them when they are acting like a fool.

Also been known to share hotel rooms with Sports Spouse if you are lucky enough to travel with them.

I am lucky to have a great "sports spouse" that will help get my child to the games.

Nepo spouse

Receiving a position or benefits you are wildly unqualified for, solely due to your marital relations.

Is Hillary still trying to run for President? She’s such a nepo spouse.

Spouse Swinging

A game put together to help relationships last longer and healthier by being able to "do" without getting bitched at.
Heres how you play: get 2 sets of straight couples (4 people) and trade.

Whatever one gender does their other does the same.
So say you have Jim & Carry as one couple and Ralf & Sarah as another couple you would switch. Now for a whole 7 hours Jim is now with Sarah and Ralf is now with Carry.
So if Ralf wants to kiss Cary then Jim gets to kiss Sarah.

If sarah tell Jim hes banned from using his phone then carry has to tell ralf he is also banned from using his phone.
If ralf gets to see carrys tits then jim gets to see sarah's tits.

Everyone has sexal or things they would like to say/do to other people. This game allows it while helping you live with no regrets. But just remember, what ever you are doing to his girl, hes doing to yours. But on the brightside, she cant bitch at you when its over because she got the same treatment!

Have fun!

"Hey what did you do this weekend?"
"Some spouse swinging"

"There is this really hot chick i wish i could just bang her once.."
"Try spouse swinging!"