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Feelings of sadness and loss of motivation after returning from Spring Break festivities
"My doctor diagnosed me with post-Spring Break blues after I got back from my trip from Cabo last week. I just don't have the will to move on."
You get a girl drunk that you just met at a hotel on Spring break. Take her down to the beach to fuck her and have her put the condom on so she thinks you're wearing one. But right before you stick it in, you swoop down and pull the condom off. You fuck her, cum inside her, and then get up and throw sand in her eyes. Run down the beach screaming, "You stupid bitch!" So the idea is that you leave her blind, drunk, and pregnant.
When I go to South Padre next March, I'm gonna pull a Spring Break Psyche Out on as many chics as possible.
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perhaps nobody will ever know the true intent of these words for they were unsuccesful, but from what I understand, it was a pick up attempt conducted by an ASU frat guy in one of the houses on Pacific Beach to some random girl walking by.
ASU kid - "Hey Baby spring break naw I'm sayin"
Random girl - "get away from me you're gross."
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The realization that you have to go back to doing the same ole shit after a week in paradise.
-You think you hear your friend doing a beer bong in the bathroom
-Wake up and throw a towel over your shoulder and head down to the pool that doesn't exist
-You find your hotel room to look exactly like your room at home
Bro 1: Ayyy brah I woke up this morning with a kink in my neck, was gonna head down to the hot tub to straighten it out.
Bro 2: Yo bro, we aren't in PCB anymore, we dont even have a hot tub! You must be suffering from Post Traumatic Spring Break Disorder (P.T.S.B.D)!
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Spring Break:
noun
Defination:
A "break" is not found in this week. This week is when students do more catch up homework ever expected because assignments have been stopped for this one week.
Senior year in high school is when there is no break in spring break
Spring break is an awesome five day break from school. It is the greatest break there has ever been. It was created by Travis and he yelled it through the halls after the final school bell rang.
Travis screamed spring break as loud as he could.
the trailer to summer, normally is horrible if you spend it at home. The rich kids at my private school go to Hawaii or Cancun and the Middle Class kids stay in the states, usually going to a next door state in the same region
“I’m Stoked for spring break. I’m going to North Carolina”
“ That’s fun but I’m bingeing every season of The Outer Banks on Netflix”