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The worst place in the entire world. Shitty weed. No decent bars. The teens hangout at sonic. If you don't grow corn, don't come here.
Like where? Springfield, Illinois?
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Springfield XD, originally known as the HS2000, is a Croatian made auto-pistol designed for military and police use. The NRA named the springfield XD 45ACP "Handgun of the Year" in 2006.
The Springfield XD, called "glock wannabes" by pissed of Glock owners who realized they bought an inferior gun, has improved upon the many design flaws of Glock pistols. The fully-supported chamber of the XD will prevent the possibility of the famous Glock "kaboom" in which bullets explode in the chamber, destroying the Glock and leaving the shooters hand mangled (youtube "glock kaboom"). Also, the internal and external safeties of the XD, will prevent the well known phenomenon of "Glock Leg" where the gun mysteriously discharges a bullet into the owners leg (youtube "glock leg"), also known a plaxico leg.
In reality the Springfield XD is a better shooting, more accurate, far more safe, version of the glock, that also looks twice a nice as the old-fashioned Block design. I personally have 20,000+ rounds through my XD with ZERO jams or malfunctions. Wish I could say that for my old Glock!!
"Ohh my god!! Did you see that guy's gun blow up in his hand?? Holy shit!! He's fucking bleeding, call an ambulance!!"
"He must have been shooting a Glock, thats not possible with a Springfield XD!!"
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A place commonly known as Springtucky because of all the rednecks, tweakers, and inbreeding, located near Eugene Oregon.
Hey why do people from Eugene Oregon go to the yard sales in Springfield Oregon?
Why?
To get all there missing things back!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA... yeah springtucky is a ghetto ass place
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A small city in Ohio that has its problems like every other city. A city of dreamers hoping to one day be a better stronger city. Full of hidden gems.
“Springfield Ohio is a city on the rise. Make sure to check out the Springfield local businesses.”
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A small sized city town known for being the actual home of the Simpsons since the creater Matt Groening thought that the actual city was actually in Springfield Oregon which just goes to show, they shouldn't have an online voting contest such as the one on USA Today that makes Springfield VERMONT the actual location of the Simpsons.
Springfield Oregon has a population of over 55,000 people, and is known for being a beautiful place to start a family.
In the summertime, it is known for having different events such as The 4 of July Festival, Filbert Festival, fiestas, etc.
Springfield Oregon is the right place for me!
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A small town outside of philly where every kid is preppy and built with a silver spoon (want every fucking thing.) The average grade is a 70 and we are sometimes retarded and half the kids are no ones. Also everyone white and buys Jordans to make them feel Black.
Andrew: Hey Tim.
Tim: Wazzup.
Andrew: I got a 74 on my test so my mom got me four Iphones and 2 new pairs of Jordans.
Tim: Fuck You, and Fuck Springfield PA
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the amazing artist who sings "Jessie's girl" he is very talented and a little cute. He made an impact on the world that was not moot. he is a role model to all those people who like their best friends bae. Idk if he is still alive but let's hope so. Long live Rick!
Jessie is a friend... of Rick Springfield
because Rick is a friend to all. Especially those of whose girlfriend he is trying to subtly steal
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