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A dick squeezer is a person who is so much of an asshole that they squeeze dicks for fun.
O.J. Simpson is a dick squeezer.
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Prison term - an inmate who masturbates frequently.
Joe's a fuckin' lemon squeezer. Every time I walk by his cell he's stroking his cock. Last night he managed to jizz on me before I could get out of the way.
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Masturbator
Wanker
Onenist
Verse of Ian Dury song:
'There ain't half been some clever bastards.
Van Gogh did some eyeball pleasers.
He must have been a pencil squeezer.
He didn't do the Mona Lisa,
That was an Italian geezer'.
Also:
That rubber necked, pencil squeezer Ed Milliband couldn't organize a piss up in a brewery, let alone an effective government ...
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A person who squeezes the livers and/or various body parts of a fish in order to extracts its natural oils. A fish squeezer is a popular occupation for elderly females.
I applied to become a fish squeezer today for Nature's Own, I hope I get the job.
One who squeezes the shaft of his penis too hard. usualy refers too a person who is annoying or looks unsettled
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Where you shit your pants and jump as high as you can landing your ass on your desk.
Did you see Christina do a desk squeezer? Shit was everywhere!
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That sexy babe is so hot I wanna fuck her big penis squeezers and cum in her cleavage.
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