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St. John's School

The students that go to St. John's are superior to the kids at all the other irrelevant private schools in the Houston Area. Contrary to popular belief no one actually studies they just use that as an excuse to sneak out and party like the vibrant young adults they are. If you actually ever met the kids there you would know what an absolute power house this FINE institution is. If you know of any simple minded people with no personality they must got to Episcopal or Kinkaid because they most definitely wouldn't be at SJS.

Jim: Did you see those kids back there, they're all units!
Bob: Yeah they go to St. John's School

by mdawg32 September 9, 2020

3πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


St. John Bosco Highschool

A sports focused school that only cares about sports. Mostly the football team.

Blake: "St. John Bosco Highschool number one county in the nation"

by Mr. Masciel October 24, 2018


St. John the Baptist School

A basic school in a neighborhood called Yonkers . A bunch of little white boys and a lot of fake ass girls. If all this wasn’t enough they had to throw in the fatest principal known to mankind.

Do you know Mr. Lynch ? β€œIsn’t that the gay teacher that teaches at St. John the Baptist School and only talks about Star Wars and karate.”

by Jonaathan April 18, 2019

21πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


St John's College Cardiff

A shit school with shit people and shit teachers. Like Ms Jones really be out here giving people death stares and shiz. The teachers really be Givin detentions for not bringing a book and having ur hair down. Like actually why? All of them really be not calm. And jus no. Girls really be out here having boyfriends with 2 years oldrr. And girls thinking they run the school and the boys think they be drug dealers or some shit. But they really jus be wearing puma.

St John's college Cardiff is shet

by Stjohnisshet March 21, 2019

26πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


St John Payne School

A bunch of wetties with the occasianal retard that gets fucked in a park by 5 park

and some say that they get sexually assaulted by teachers for clout

dont come here bois and girls

Did you hear about what happend at St John Payne school? some girl had sex at a park

by yeetuz May 20, 2019

15πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


St. John Ambulance Recruits

Members who haven't pass the Basic First Aid examination.

basically just people who do nothing

"St. John Ambulance Recruits are just members who sit back and relax"

by owobutuwu March 12, 2021

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


St. John the Baptist DHS

Catholic High School on Long Island, close to the Great South Bay. Known for its athletics along with increasingly high SAT scores. In the summer Gilgo beach is 75 percent people who go to or who have gone to St. Johns. Most kids lean towards the "preppy" side of style, but there are a few punks, guidos, and rapper-wannabes thrown in too. Social heiarchy is a major part of the school, but usually students find thier own nook in the first year. The teachers, with the exception of the math department, are helpful and knowledgeable. The rules may seem strict if you have previously gone to public school, but most of them pertain to the uniform, and if you don't screw that up majorly, you can pretty much get away with anything. St. Johns is one of the only Catholic schools on LI that still has a senior prom. Save up for the senior trip to disney too. The spicy chicken sandwich in the cafeteria is awesome.

"I was at gilgo yesterday, and saw 50 people I knew from school, because we all go to St. John the Baptist DHS."

by coolio90000 September 12, 2009

42πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž