The St. Louis Cardinals just defeated the Detroit Tigers in the World Series.
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St. louis school is a small school full of judgy people, full of drama, and full of people who think that theyβre better than everyone else. Their milk is always expired and their food tastes like it was made 100 years ago. Itβs like going to prison everyday and having to suffer through the nasty terrible teachers. everyone at that school are pieces of shit. No one really cares about each other, once you leave that school after 8th grade, you will never turn back again. It always smells bad and a roof is always leaking. The teachers always choose favorites and for some reason itβs always the bad kids that are the favorites. Everywhere you look is a hoe trying to show off their ass or something. There is always piss and shit in the bathrooms stinking up the whole place and a janitor who all he does is sit on his butt. every boy is a player, there isnβt one loyal boy in the whole school. If you for some reason are set free from that hell hole, then you are one lucky duck. Please never ever consider going to St. Louis School.
βYou go to St. Louis school?? Awh that must suckkkβ
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2006 World Series Champions!!!
St. Louis Cardinals beat the Detroit Tigers
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The 2006 world series champions!!!
Holy shit! The St. Louis Cardinals are the 2006 world series champions!
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The St. Louis Cardinals are the greatest baseball franchise is the world. We have the best fans, an awesome new stadium, and Albert Pujols the best player in the game. We are a team rich in history, and going by world series we have 9. Only those bastard yankees can say they have more. Chris Carpenter is one of the best pitchers in all of baseball. And we aren't the cubs!What more can you ask for?
I love living in St. Louis so that I can watch the St. Louis Cardinals kick the cubs ass every year. Sweet!
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Sexual maneuver that occurs when the girl is giving the guy a handjob and he cums into her bellybutton, sprinkles Parmesan cheese on top, dips toasted ravioli in it, and feeds it to the girl.
"That was the tastiest St. Louis Saucepan I've ever done!" said Leslie Ann.
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Similar to the Eiffel Tower, this move involves tag teaming a girl on opposite ends. Instead of open handed slaps(resembling the Eiffel Tower), you double-fist bump your buddy over the tramps back, resembling an arch. This takes the possibility of interlocking fingers with another dude away, removing 1 part of this quasi gay act out the equation. This is America, so double team appropriatley. And fuck the French.
Hey Ben, remember when we St. Louis Arched Magda the other night? Thanks for not making eye contact either, thats way too bromantic.
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