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When your chips are slightly stale, but still good enough to eat
"I left these chips out for 5 days, but wouldn't you know it they're stale good!"
When a traffic light in the direction you are going has been green so long that you know it will change any second.
Passenger: "It's a stale green man, you're not going to make it."
Driver: "No way. Look, it changed after we went through."
A leathery, often vacant remnent of a female's genitalia. Often found on skanks.
Makes Elton John crave man stank.
Elton John: so, Mr. Zack. . .your mother's Stale Fajita made me sick to my stomach so now i only go after man pussy.
Mr. Zack H.: . . .tis true *runs away to get him sum Stale Fajita*
a hard shit thats as firm as it is huge!
Man I had to drop some stale meatloaf just now!
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A text message that is received well after it was sent. This often makes the text pointless and/or no longer applicable.
It is ten o'clock, and I just got a text from Jim saying to meet them at the movies around eight.
Damn, I hate getting stale texts like that!
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Stake and Shake after 2 a.m, and after a long hard night of drinking.
A.S: Lets go to Stale and Shake.
A.K: Don't you mean Steak and Shake?
A.S: Noo I mean Stale and Shake.
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Nouns; Flakes of dried sperm--always containing entwined pubic hairs and/or smegma (optional)--that exfoliate from the pubic region or undergarment, hours after a sexual encounter.
Your Mom has a full bag of stale chips.
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