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to spread-eagle; extend; branch out.
The crime ring is starfishing far and wide.
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Starfishing- The act of two people spreading their butt cheeks apart and touching and/or rubbing each other's assholes together.
Yes, it is a thing. Some people will state that this isn't possible. That only means that they have tried it.
"Elaine and I tried something new last night. We were starfishing for at least an hour."
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When your significant other is mentally willing but not as physically enthused to perform the act(s) of love and does so anyway in a passive mode.
** Position **
Usually missionary, but hey, maybe you guys want to watch TV together too...
**Context**
While a deal-breaker in the new phase of a relationship, StarFishing is an acceptable mitzvah for the married partner. It's also an opportunity, thru proper application of experience and technique to elevate the session to another level. See fuckortunity
I'm exhausted, but he's so cute and such a great guy I'm pretty sure I'll be StarFishing tonight. Hey, I'll even put my arms around him! Like newlyweds!
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The act of being a lazy, boring, intoxicated lay. Pertaining more specifically to when your arms and legs go limp just before you pass out.
I was getting ready to cum until my date began starfishing!
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During sex, a person who lays face down, legs and arms spread (like a starfish) and takes it from behind, not moving, making no noise, exerting no effort, and leaving all the work up to the other person. Usually the starfish is gay and a total bottom who cares little about who is fucking them, instead just wanting to take it like a bitch from behind.
That guy I picked up last night was the worst lay ever; he was a total starfish.
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Retarded, brain-dead, end users.
AKA BDU's (Brain dead users).
Named so because starfish have no brain and only one orifice.
This starfish on the phone just asked me where the 'any' key is.
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(v) A female with five guys position their fallacies five strategic locations. One in the mouth. One in the vagina. On in the anus and one in each hand. If the hands get tired, they are then moved into the ear, which is termed the Modified Starfish.
I got starfished this weekend. My arms got tired, so we needed to switch to modified starfish.
Does it make me gay if I help starfish a girl this past weekend? I wan't even drunk.
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