Status Grenade

A comment designed to cause unrest on Facebook.

Implied insults or suggestive comment to cause an explosion or Faceplosion.
Best thrown after a lengthy 'chat' status with 2 or more people bickering.

S: Fuck you, you are a shit brother
J: I wish you'd move out
S: I want to move out, you fucker
J: I hate you so much
STATUS GRENADE.....
X: Is this the brother you were telling me you think may be gay, and who still wets the bed..

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hong status

1) someone that easily forgets things.

2) the status you give someone that is horrible at somehting physical. Mostly dance or running.
(can be heard at Jams)

1) Man, I forgot to bring the weed. Hong Status.

2) Isn't that the guy that is pro at breaking? Nope, Hong Status right there.

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Status Aggressive

Updating one's online (eg, facebook, twitter) status with an ambiguous, passive aggressive statement.

I think Rick is being all status aggressive. Did you see his FB status? "Rick is sick of douchebags"--you don't think he's still mad about the ferret in the underwear thing, do you?

P status

Comes from the russian word Pohuy which means dont give a fuck. P status is short for pohuy status and is commonly used in Queens, NY.

I think my girl found out I did her best friend but I'm P status about it because it was worth it.

burger status

A term used to describe anything that is obnoxiously lame, extremely stupid, or utterly disappointing.

Yo, I can't believe the bars in Boston close at 2 a.m. and the subway stops at midnight. That's burger status.

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Mallory-Status

A nearly unreachable level of attractiveness which can be used to describe the attractiveness of women. Only girls that are a perfect 10/10 qualify as Mallory-Status. Most never meet someone that qualifies as Mallory-Status in person.

I mean yeah she's really hot but she's no Mallory-Status

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Revengeance Status

An internet slang, which is a common title in many sh*tpost-like videos involving the video-game Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance. Examples of Revengeance status are well known in meme culture such as Raiden punching Armstrong and THERE WILL BE BLOODSHED.

That Revengeance status video got me laughing so much!