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A person who will exhibit extreme acts of love to win another’s love, but do not really love.
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A guy that steals a wife from another guy.
Daniel is a wife stealer. He stole another man's wife.
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Someone who steals someone's innocence by saying something that looks innocent but really has a dirty meaning.
C: Lol. Mouthwash.
A: Mouthwash?
C: A man's ejaculate in his partner's mouth. :P
A: Y-you... innocence stealer..
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Some asshole who cuts you off while you're telling a story and tells their own of the same topic.
Josh: "I was out mowing the lawn-"
Kyle: "Funny Story! When I was mowing the lawn the other day.."
Story Stealer
His laughter can be heard all throughout the dimly lit halls of the catacombs. Sounding like a sexually deprived Joker had a love child with Scooby-Doo. He himself is a virgin, and is the purist of virgins, so pure in fact that he can take yours with a simple tap on the shoulder and a quick wicked laugh, and poof, it's gone!
The Virginity Stealer has existed since before the beginning of time, folklore has it that he is the true God who started the universe, though it's hard to determine if it is true or not.
If you are going urban exploring in a dark place with a lot of hallways alone and feel a tap on your shoulder and hear a laugh, you no longer can say you're a virgin in front of your mom at your next doctor's appointment.
TLDR: The Virginity Stealer is a suspected God who is purist of pure virgins, so pure he steals others' to preserve his purity, not through adultery, but with a quick slap and a laugh.
Explorer: I can hear him, he is behind me!
The Virginity Stealer: REHEHEHEHEEHEHEE
A girl that bitches around and steals everybody's phrases.
Me: "Hello Coochie Sucker!"
Phrase Stealer: "Hello Coochie Sucker!"
Me in my mind:"What the FUCK"
A friend or alibi who does fuck all all night let's you do the hard work, then sneaks in the for kill in order to steal snatch you have theoretically acquired. Usually a mute, but gains confidence after much intoxication.
Bloke A: Let me chat to these girls.
Bloke B: lurks in background and agrees.
3a.m Bird Stealer: 'Hey wanna come back to my place and have some more drinks? I got some cheap Rum and a sofa from value village?'