A popularized phrase by YouTuber "Kurtis Conner" A person who thinks shooting a shit spritz out of an asshole isn't chuckle worthy.
She didn't laugh at my fart. she is being such a Steph right now!
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when a person/group gets annoyed or angry at another person and they get ripped a new one so they stfu
Emily: *wonβt stop talking*
Person 1: Emily... WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK?! Thanks.
Person 2: Holyyy shit, she just got stephed to fuckkkk
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STEPH - An acronym for a disgusting dirty ho who is exceptionally hungry for something nasty.
Someone-That-Eats-Pussy-Hair
Also accepted substitution:
Someone-That-Eats-Pulsating Hemorrhoids
When I tried to make love to my wife, I noticed there were patches of hair missing from her bush. When asked about the maingy bush, she replied "Meh, I tried to swing both ways, but got Steph-ed. Man that'll never happen again!"
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The name for the most Amazing Person in your life, ever.
This person has gorgeous eyes, an infectious smile and an unbelievable personality. This person is what you would call perfect.
Guy 1:She's so perfect.
Guy 2:She's Steph Keenan! <3
Someone who, when the world needs them most, disappears. A synonym is the Avatar.
Mary's boyfriend pulled a Steph Curry on her when he learned about her pregnancy.
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The act of instantly killing a conversation due to the hideous timing and inappropriate delivery of awful jokes.
Example 1:
Watching paranormal activity in suspense
Steph: "nom nom"
*SILENCE*
Person A: "good one"
Person B: Stop doing a Steph!
Example 2:
When attending a buffet
Person B: "Its Β£15 per head"
Steph: "What happens if you take more than a head?"
*SILENCE*
Example 3:
Listening to Beyonces song 'Irreplaceable'
Everyone: "To the left, to the left..."
Steph: "What happens if you wanna go to the right?"
*SILENCE*
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