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stonk

To illegitimately aquire a good or service in a 'cheeky' manner.

Did you manage to Stonk paying into the nightclub?

Yeah, i managed to sneak in, and well stonked it!

by Liam McBirnie October 12, 2006

4πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


stonk

when you stalk someone when they are naked, going to the bathroom, showering, etc. keword: stonk

Reynold stonks his crush

by anthonysagira September 28, 2019

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Stonks

Increasing in any way

My money be getting stonks you know

by Bigboygibby November 19, 2019

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Stonk

(noun): An object/creature that is in general or at that time emitting a horrendous odor.

Taken from the pattern in the word song, a song is a noun, to sing is the action of vocalizing music, sang, is it in the past-tense as well as sung, and so the word stonk is thought of in the same sense as that of the word song.

Man, you're such a stonk!

That ham's now a complete stonk.

by The Cactus January 9, 2009

3πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


stonks

yes

stonks

by Wilted Roses January 18, 2020

6πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


stonking

adjective

(BrE) Tremendous. Via BoJo, connoting a similar capacity for uncertain, quasi-populist misgovernance and general demagoguery as this favourite Trumpian term.

We have had so much doubt and dubitation for such a long time, and the people of this country have given us tonight, I mean, this morning, a huge great stonking mandate because they want us to do one thing that you all knowβ€”they want us to get Brexit done.

β€”Boris Johnson (quoted accurately, without falsification!) on the UK general election and a hard Brexit

by DrSJohnson December 24, 2019

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


stonk

verb.
To secretly read a book that belongs to someone and then gloat about it.

I will utterly stonk you up.

by Beware, for I am a stonker! March 22, 2004

3πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž