1.(n) when something looks, smells, tastes, feels, etc. really bad. 2.(v) when you cant handle something.
"that meatloaf looked so stonk"
"i couldn't stonk it"
When you're both drunk AND stoned
Damn! I barely got home, I was so stonked!
To illegitimately aquire a good or service in a 'cheeky' manner.
Did you manage to Stonk paying into the nightclub?
Yeah, i managed to sneak in, and well stonked it!
when you stalk someone when they are naked, going to the bathroom, showering, etc. keword: stonk
(noun): An object/creature that is in general or at that time emitting a horrendous odor.
Taken from the pattern in the word song, a song is a noun, to sing is the action of vocalizing music, sang, is it in the past-tense as well as sung, and so the word stonk is thought of in the same sense as that of the word song.
Man, you're such a stonk!
That ham's now a complete stonk.