Stumpy wumpy

When something looks very square but also super cute. Built like a tree trunk. Very loveable.

That ravager is a stumpy wumpy! I WANNA EAT IT

stumpy toe

stumpy toe is a woman called sandra with a stumpy toe

stumpy toe is for a short red head who is a fat old tramp

Stumpy McSmelly

The Irish / leprechaun name for a short, lazy girlfriend.

Hey Stumpy McSmelly! Get off your ass!

Sam "Stumpy" Shoemake

The definition of a fat monkey cousin fucker.

man: hey look it's sam "stumpy" shoemake.

woman: oh yeah, he's one hell of a fat monkey cousin fucker