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An insurmountable mental block that causes an emotional, physical and psychological breakdown.
To be striken with Sugma is a terrible fate worse than death
People who suffer Sugma recieve no help and are left to fall through the cracks of society
If you, or any of your loved ones have Sugma the best thing to do is surround yourself with kind, loving people
Sugma is a rare but DEADLY disease that kills all Furies made by humans to save the world because if you have it the FBI will take you away and put you in a high security jail that only has screens of Sugma balls
p1: sugma nuts
p2: sugma balls
p3: KILL ALL FURIES
The end. It rapidly spreads, and we have no cure. Sugma-72A1 is a virus which has infected 7 billion people worldwide. I am one of the only survivors out of the mere millions of people whom ha survived. This is the end of us. If there is anyone, ANYONE, who can read this, it doesnt have any cures, nor a vaccine. My suggestion? A bullet to the brain. Just give up. Use one bullet, aim at the frontal lobe, and you will be spared. It's a much better fate than contracting Sugma-72A1. God. Save. Us.
Roughly 3 billion people during the first wave of symptoms: Oh god. It hurts. It hurts so, so much.
The doctor: Sir/Madame, i'm sorry but you have contracted Sugma-72A1.
The patient: Please... Just kill me, oh god it feels like my every bone is being contorted. Please, end my suffering.
Sugma-72AV is an airborne, antifungal/parasitical resistant fungus. In later stages, it takes the form of a human being, Derailed Exiled Gay Erratic Non-Enthusiastic Rated Angry Trans-species Extremist, or DEGENERATE. DEGENERATEs are key on spreading Sugma-72AV. They do this by when coming in contact with a unaware victim, use word play in order to mention the word sugma, disguising it as an insult. Symptoms include: Aggressiveness, frequent unfunny jokes, sore throat, and rash. The fungus/parasite then lays eggs, and when hatched, the patient mutates to a DEGENERATE.
Patient: Doctor, do you know the Sugma Virus?
Doctor: No, what's sugma?
Patient: SUGMA BALLS! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Doctor then mutates, spreading the fungus/parasite further.
something unknown by many. Ask your friend what it is so they can confirm themselves
Have you heard about the new strand of sugma?
What is sugma?
Sugma (Systemic Utilized Ghae Mi-Asintits) is a disease related to ligma, however it is much less deadly and can be cured. It is extremely contagious and is most likely to affect Fortnite streamers. If you know someone who has Sugma, try the SugmaBalls (Systemic Utilized Ghae Mi-Asintits Bi-Asonurdicl Lateral Lactacioustits Sequence) or No U (Not Onmi-watch Utilization) procedures. It has also been found that it is related to EETMA (Extreme Enlarged Titin Mi-as).
Guy 1-Hey I have Sugma
Guy 2-What's Sugma?
Guy 1-Sugma nuts
Guy 2-No u
Guy 1-The fu-